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{{note|This was spread around on /x/ for a while way back, was so bad even THEY rejected it... much LOLing was had... changed somewhat so it obeys DA RULES of wikia}}
I was sitting at home one night alone watching my favorite TV show of all time, Mr. Bean, when suddenly my TV starting acting weird and I got up and hit it to try and fix it - that's when things got really weird.
You see, once the TV returned to normal I saw Mr. Bean suddenly appear on his bed naked and covered in blood, doing unspeakable things to Teddy - all the while he was screaming in a high-pitched voice "TEDDY! TEDDY!".
Then the TV turned off and I felt like something weird had happened but wasn't sure.